Best Christmas Films? No light without darkness
The majority of Christmas films are gaudy, commercial and
overly sentimental. They purport to tell us what true happiness is, but how can
this be known without knowing the absence of it? The best seasonal films
acknowledge some of the pain of real life as well as universal aspirations for
joy, and go against the grain in terms of traditional and specific notions of
family and harmony. Instead, they embrace the potential for comfort in what we
actually have, however small and imperfect that may be.
Conversely, the best Christmas films either deal with a
darker interpretation of the season or are at least tinged with something less
simplistically joyful to the sentimentalised ideal. Please see below:
1.
A Christmas Story (1983)
This was a revelation to me when I recorded it from
television many years ago based on nothing more than a 4-star rating in the Radio
Times, but this film is so beloved in America that there is a channel showing
it 24 hours a day around Christmas. I limit my viewing of it far more with the aim
of preserving the sanctity of a very precious thing, but I cannot praise it
highly enough as the ultimate Christmas film. A seemingly simple and
under-assuming story of a boy who wants a BB gun for Christmas in the 1940s, it
tracks the everyday travails of lower middle class family life with exquisite
charm and humour throughout. Based on radio DJ Jean Shepherd’s musings and life
stories, further reading on his philosophy that consumerism merely taps in to desires
that are already there rather than imposing drives and wants in to innocent
beings can be found here: https://lareviewofbooks.org/article/betrayal-jean-shepherd-and-a-christmas-story/
2.
Black Christmas (1974)
Inexplicably, the best family Christmas film and the scariest
horror film were directed by the same man and both are set in what should be
the most merry of seasons. Bob Clark is a director that deserves more attention
- see https://www.popmatters.com/bob-clark-films-2646125288.html
for suggestions of a surprisingly influential filmmaker. Black Christmas
is considered by those in the know to be the true benchmark American slasher
film, coming four years before Halloween and providing such inspiration to John
Carpenter that Clark apparently advised him. It may seem ridiculous to try and
find auteuristic similarities between this and A Christmas Story
however, both are shot in a low-key Clarksian style with relatable characters
and the same warm, grainy aesthetic that creates nostalgia in A Christmas
Story but that becomes perversely warped in Black Christmas. In the
latter, a serial killer is picking off sorority girls one by one at Christmas
in the creepiest way imaginable, making the most hideously weirdo prank calls
in between murders. And aside from its seasonal context, it’s a classy horror
with interesting, sometimes tough female characters including Margot Kidder and
Olivia Hussey, an old movie that set a tone before the cliché became one of
busty screamers and contrived slaughterhouse plots.
3.
It’s a Wonderful Life (1946)
Frank Capra’s rightful classic exudes small town, anti-capitalist
values with endearing, old school charm and is propelled by performances led by
expert everyman James Stewart. It’s the opposite of A Christmas Carol in that an
exceptionally good man rather than a bad one has to be taken in hand by
supernatural forces to save himself and a community. For a film hailed as the
ultimate Christmas movie it’s incredibly dark, dealing with various issues that
are potentially life-sinking in reality, and in fact the whole story is built
around a prospective suicide. It’s crushingly heart-breaking pretty much from
the get go – at the corner of every happy moment is a tragedy to the point you
could cry throughout the whole damned thing. But trust me, if you are willing
to take the rough with the smooth, it’s worth it. Hot dog!
Spoiler alert - it drifts slightly at the end and is
disappointing when George sees Mary as – yarg! an unmarried woman wearing
glasses and working in a library!? - as the terrible outcome if George had
never lived. Gratefully though, it’s a minor blip that we can overlook in an
otherwise truly wonderful film.
4. Scrooged (1988)
The 1980s TV exec context is cleverly utilised for a
re-examination of the morals of A Christmas Carol, whereby a man with wealth
and power achieved by cold-blooded heartlessness is forced to confront himself
and the impact of his actions on others.
Although Scrooged seems to have divided critics since
it’s release – and Bill Murray himself has derided it – there are those who
feel it has become a Christmas classic, and I’m unashamedly one of them.
Marking a sensational comeback after a four-year hiatus following Ghostbusters,
it’s right up there with Groundhog Day as an excellent showcase for the
Murray brand of sarcastic wit that he balances impressively well with the more
sentimental side of things. Highlights are an endearing love story and nice chemistry
with Karen Allen as the girlfriend, a host of cameos including Robert Mitchum
and David Johansen of New York Dolls, the tear-jerking fate of a homeless man,
and a ball busting fairy who makes sure Frank feels some of the pain he
causes others. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, Yule love it!
5. Carol (2015)
Meticulous in period detail while also a very grown-up
Christmas film for the modern age, this is also my second favourite film
directed by Todd Haynes behind Safe. A key auteur from the 1990s
American indie era, Haynes’ characteristic subtlety and empathy reaches its
peak in this Patricia Highsmith adaptation of a love affair between a young
shop girl and a wealthy older woman in the 1940s. Beautiful cinematography with
performances that are affecting in their delicate, restrained power assist a story
loaded with heartbreak and poignancy. And in a film so decorated with the
trappings of the Christmas period, it is profoundly meaningful that the big day
itself passes without acknowledgement, appropriately denying the hypocrisy of a
celebration built around being with the ones you love when our heroines are
denied it themselves.
6. Tangerine (2015)
Pretty much the ultimate anti-Christmas film in that,
although it takes place on Christmas Eve, aesthetically and thematically it
goes against everything apparently held dear in terms of the traditional
wintry, family-affirming ideal. Here instead we have the non-travails of two
transgender prostitutes trawling the Strip in sun-baked LA as recorded via
smartphone by excellent American indie filmmaker, Sean Baker. Swear-ridden and frankly
depicting street-bought sex, it is refreshing in its address to the experiences
of those not normally featured in holiday fare, but also in its humour and a
finale in which not everything is tied up in a happy bow. The warm feelings do
come for anyone who understands outsider-ness, and from an ending where the two
leads share a quietly powerful moment in which true friendship - defiant in the
face of poverty, social status and heterosexual-based family orientation – wins
out.
7. Gremlins
This is the unusual story of a Christmas present delivered
to an adult child, and one in which seasonal merriment is all but destroyed by
the deviousness of some small but extremely destructive creatures. Set in a
Bedford Falls-esque scenario, a young, small-town man receives from his failing
inventor father a Mogwai, a cute critter sold to him by the young grandson of a
Chinese man, and all is adorable until the rules that must be followed when
caring for the strange animal are broken - then all hell breaks loose. A
stand-out scene is Billy’s mother defending her kitchen and home with the
bravery and ruthlessness of any domestic warrior queen. Massively Christmassy
but with some very dark twists on the season as well as on the small town,
family-oriented backdrop in typical Joe Dante-fashion, it’s now an iconic ‘80s
classic and cult Christmas favourite.
8. The Snowman
Another 80s childhood favourite in a far more wistful sense,
this one brings with it an ocean of tears like the one James and his wonderful
snowman friend fly over in the iconic scene. Delightfully sketchy in its
hand-drawn animation aesthetics and cosily ordinary in its quintessential
Englishness - even a woolly jumper-clad David Bowie in the haunting
introduction – The Snowman has come to perfectly represent the poignancy
of disappointment as it comes so hard on the heels of fleetingly transcendent joy.
9. Die Hard (1988)
“Yippee ki-yay mother****er!” This one’s for grown-ups only
- the dark side of Die Hard is that it is a classic 80s trigger happy and
tongue-in-cheek action movie in its approach to rampant violence, but it’s also
some of the most fun you can have watching a Christmas film. Bruce Willis as
John McClane is an unashamed throwback to all all-American tough guy movie
heroes who get shit done against all the odds, taking on villainous Europeans,
a building under construction, as well as dumbass police chiefs and stoopid,
suit-wearing FBI agents. Just as quotable and iconic is the excellent Alan
Rickman as Hans Gruber, the German nemesis looking to rob a whole load of
bearer bonds by staging what he had hoped would be a quietly elaborate siege on
an office block until New York cop McClane singlehandedly makes himself a
serious fly in the ointment. It’s actually really smart stuff, directed with
visual style by John McTiernan and featuring assured, compelling performances
by all. And it gave birth to the best Christmas jumper ever.
10. Edward Scissorhands
If there are both horrors and pleasures to be found in
either city living or suburban dwelling at Christmas or otherwise, the worst of
small-town existence is brought to the fore in this now classic modern fairy
tale from Tim Burton at his very best. Here the small-town community is ultimately
dastardly, intolerant of otherness when it no longer suits its own purposes and
presented in ghastly hues of pastel horror in contrast to the gentle Goth boy
Edward, who is ushered in to town by twinkly, well-meaning Dianne Wiest. Brought
in to being by inventor Vincent Price as a vulnerable, caring and creative
humanoid with ‘hands’ that suggest the complete opposite – elaborate and
savagely sharp giant scissors – Edward’s accidental weapons are first used to
the delight of the townsfolk he arrives in the realm of before hysterical
small-mindedness turns the former welcomers in to a witch-hunting mob. Johnny Depp
is perhaps underrated for conveying so subtly well a sense of Edward’s capacity
for love, sorrow and burgeoning humanity underneath the make-up and Robert
Smith hair, before he’s so emphatically rejected by the comparatively weird
community at the bottom of the hill his gothic mansion home sits atop. There is
also wry humour peppered throughout, but a haunting and mournfully beautiful Danny
Elfman score, along with visions of snowy heartache make for an exquisitely
bittersweet Christmas classic.
11. Home Alone
The respective heroes of Home Alone and A
Christmas Story are strangely similar in that both are cute blonde little
boys whose wants and desires are frustrated by adults, and both imagine
themselves far more capable in life than any of said adults give them credit
for. The crucial difference is that trying and failing is an inevitable and
relentless part of life in A Christmas Story, whereas in Home Alone,
Kevin gives us an emphatic demonstration of how, with enough tenacity and
optimism, he can successfully triumph over those who would doubt or even
destroy him.
Like many of my generation, I can’t help but have fondness
for the film – it has a masterful soundtrack that is now iconic and
inextricably linked with the season; visually, it exudes Christmas in spades
with the warm glow of lights and cosy interiors contrasting with Christmas card
snow scenes that invite serious sledding and decent-sized snowmen. And there is
also some humorously authentic family discontent. However, as much as we
celebrate the courage and ingenuity of little Kevin fending off the dastardly burglars
in the final showdown, I always felt there was something a bit deranged about
the super-violence he visits upon them. Inspired by the article on Jean
Shepherd mentioned above and also this one on Home Alone - https://www.vice.com/en/article/8gkbjg/americas-favorite-child-soldier-home-alone-25-years-later
- it occurred to me that Ralphie’s
fantasy in A Christmas Story of what he could achieve if he had a
toy gun versus Kevin’s reality of the power he wields when literally
armed in Home Alone is like comparing a form of liberal nihilism with the
post-Reaganistic optimism referenced in the Vice article. The latter also makes
interesting points about the dubious underlying class/racial issues detectable
in John Hughes’ films generally, here identified as depicting Harry and Marv -
respectively Italian-American and Jew - as grubby and despicable in contrast to
the bickering but otherwise clean and New Money-rich McAllister family. Ultimately
for me, Home Alone is a guilty pleasure, but give me the school of
futility (in which one’s most fervent desires are rarely realised as one would
want) in A Christmas Story over the playpen of triumph in Home Alone any
day.
12. Batman
Returns
Tim Burton again and, like Die Hard, not so much a
Christmas film as one that happens to be set at Christmas, Batman Returns
utilises many holiday hallmarks in delightfully twisted ways. Snowy and
present-filled, the context of Burton’s excellent Batman sequel only
supports the loneliness, discontent and family fuck-ups of the Christmas
experience suffered by many/some (delete as you see fit): the Penguin emerges
to avenge his parental abandonment and Catwoman spits angrily in the eye of
cosily celebratory hypocrisy in a movie where a huge bow-adorned gift offers
violent carnage and a light switch-on results in crowd-viewed beauty queen
assassination. It sounds disturbing but it really is a lot of fun – Burton
before he and the world became so oppressively family friendly.
13. Holiday
Affair (1949)
Just as director Todd Haynes showed his appreciation for
classic Hollywood melodrama in his tribute to Douglas Sirk’s All That Heaven
Allows with Far From Heaven, it seems likely that he was familiar
with Holiday Affair when making Carol. Carol is
effectively the gay Holiday Affair – in both, a romance begins in the
toy section of a department store at Christmas where the beautiful mother of a
young child comes in to buy a train set from the salesperson who will trouble
her prospective future with a more conventional, dependable lover. In Holiday
Affair, the latter is a lawyer offering financial stability to war widow
and single mother Connie (Janet Leigh), and is set up against the wry and
naturally perceptive charm of rival Robert Mitchum as Steve Davis, a
free-wheeling and charming bum with dreams of boat building in a role aimed at
tempering real-life Mitchum’s marijuana-bust controversy by appearing in
family-friendly fare. A Christmas romance with various twists and turns, it’s
classy stuff thanks to the performances and chemistry between the leads,
(spoiler alert) and a conversation between Connie and Steve about the train set
he buys for her son again calls to mind Carol and its happy ending:
Connie: But he
shouldn’t feel that he’ll always get everything he wants.
Steve: Well not
always, no. But every now and then so that he’ll know that these things can
happen.
14. Remember
the Night (1940)
Classic Hollywood doing it interestingly again in a Preston
Sturges scripted film starring Barbara Stanwyck. She’s typically gutsy and
problematic as a thief who ends up spending Christmas with the guy who will be
prosecuting her once the holidays are over. Difference is that the film deals
with her more empathetically than in her typical roles as femme fatale, and she
shows she can deliver vulnerability as well as playing the diva, maybe even
better. Nice chemistry between her and Fred MacMurray in the first of their
pairings that would be repeated in the classic noir Double Indemnity, as
he plays a guy from the same part of the country as her but with a loving
upbringing unlike her own youth with a cold, judgemental mother. For once the
period of inactivity between Christmas and New Year when usually nothing useful
gets done performs the perfect function of bringing these two opposites
together in heart-wrenchingly romantic fashion.
15. Meet
Me in St Louis
The most sentimental Christmas moment that has me properly
booing is the scene in this film where Judy Garland sings ‘Have Yourself a
Merry Little Christmas’, but again perhaps because of the melancholy behind her
sad reassurances to a little sister crying at the thought of moving away from
their beloved city. It’s a film that actually moves through all four of the
seasons, but the winter scenes are at Christmas and form the crucial turning
point in the fates of the Smith family in this vivid classic musical from
Vincente Minelli.